boredom does strange things

i was bored so i decided to have another go at keeping a blog ...... it will probably end up going the same way as all my previous attempts - start off blogging fairly regularly then getting bored and blogging less and less often till i forget all about it and never bother again ...... but till then it will give me summat to do i suppose!

anyway i swim fairly regularly (well pretty much everyday really) and sometimes i just wonder how a bloke that weighs a bare minimum of 20 stone, a huge beer gut, balding on top but still has it longish and straggly at the back and sides can strut, well more of a waddle really, round the pool thinking he is gorgeous while the fat ugly women realise that they are not

it brings to mind when i was in dubai, at wild wadi, and seeing the muslim women there in their burkirs (sp? i cant be arsed to look it up to be honest) covered from head to toe in the pool, which always gave me a giggle at how funny they looked, and made me wonder how the hell they recognise each other? ....... anyway it got me thinking, we should have a ratings system with women rated on attractiveness - the more attractive they are the less they are allowed to wear and the uglier the more they have to wear ...... the real mingers (don't worry i won't embarrass you by pointing you out, after all you know who you are!!) could wear the full burkir and do us all a favour! now that's what i call doing summat for the environment! prettying it up for future generations ;oD

any of the pc brigade that would like to comment can feel free to ....... it would save them fucking up summat else if they are busy whinging about me ....... perhaps if the world's pc brigade were kept too busy to cause shit we wouldn't have the ludicrous situation of watching the boxing and listening to the commentators trying to tell you which boxer is which by the colour of the trim on their shorts when one is white and one is black!! ffs just say it! it's not offensive to point out that they are different! in fact i have to wonder why the pc brigade are so ashamed of people's differences that they want to hide them away! shouldn't we be celebrating the fact that everyone is different? i mean after all how would you recognise your best mate if we weren't all different? is it not those things that makes someone different from everyone else that makes us fall in love with them?? i mean we don't fall in love with someone coz they look, talk and think like everyone else do we?

who cares if someone is a midget, a giant, fat or thin, ugly or beautiful or even a tattoed and pierced freak you are still (barely) human! though i am not so sure about some of my exs ;oD

right am bored of this now so going to go do summat else ...... or more likely nothing!